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Episode 254 – Anime Madlibs

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The Anime Addicts Anonymous Podcast plays a new game: Anime Madlibs! We fill in the blanks of pre-made descriptions of make-believe anime with silly random words suggested by the chat. Here are some of the funny synopsis that ensue…

 

Two monks, (Hapless moe girl) and a (an Akihabara porn store) are spreading the words of their faith, in their home, (space elevator), when one day they meet a porn star director.  (hapless moe girls) decides that he’ll never be able to pay for his wedding, unless….he swallows his faith and enters the porn industry himself.  With the help of (the great gazoo), he will (gargle) the vagina’s of the most pleasurable of women using his (firm pimp hand), in an attempt to win enough bounty to pay for his wedding and take one giant leap towards purifying the world.

 

In a world surviving the apocalypse a young (Neil the Cat King) must overcome their overbearing mother to learn to pilot a mecha. As they go into space with their friend and once-lover (Chiaki the Moe Archangel) they encounter their mortal enemy – martians. In the battle that ensues they are separated and (Neil the Cat King)  is taken to the alternate dimension of (Inside a cheesy pof). Once there, they find the legendary (Pope Hat), but to wield it they must (seek). Will they overcome the enemy and return to their homeland?

 

Warlord Oda Nobunaga has a problem, he’s recently been betrothed to (Mitsugi the Pretty Pincess)! The marriage is ruining all his plans for world domination. But when a (Cats that form one Giant cat) gives him (Excalibur) that only (Mitsugi the Pretty Princess) can wield they need to learn to work together to survive. On a battlefield in (Neo Tokyo) his engaged is mortally wounded. Now, Nobunaga must (dispute) to save the life of his intended.

 

In the quiet (Zombie Kazuo), a sleeping giant looms across the horizon.  Mt. Fuji a symbol of pride of the Japanese people awakens, unleash (A Massive Pair of Breasts) upon the world, billowing forth its firey venom.  (Zombie Kazuo) and (Harry Potter), two siblings interning at a local seismology University lab, come across data that suggests that Mt. Fuji may erupt.  These two siblings must (lick) the local citizens and help their family escape before all is turned into a burning hell.

 

In ancient Babylonia a (zombie kazuo) known for his poison tasting ability spendings (his/her) days carefully (grind) food that is offered and served to the great (a doomed zaku pilot).  Until one day an unfortunate chain of events leads the Kingdom to believe that (he/she) fails to correctly identify a poisoned goblet.  Their penance is to travel to (mt fuji) which was believed to have been destroyed long before to uncover the (a lightsaber), the only means of curing the poison that will soon take (that one guy)’s life.

 

An everyday (Succubus of Mitsugi’s Dreams) one day wakes up to find that he/she can’t be killed! They decide to use this power to become the (In your mind) Hero! Saving people from life or death situations this guardian in the night wins over the hearts of Tokyo. But, one reporter (Iron man), thinks there’s more to this story. They (fall into) and uncover the (Sword of Lolicon Destruction). Fueled with this power they become the (Hero Yui)’s arch nemesis.

 

(Buddha) has one mission. To join the Church of Mitsugi and as well the fight against the blight upon humanity known as moe.  But to join the Church you must (Splooge) your dedication to the cause.  To this end, the Pope assigned (Buddha), a (mother smoking a cigar) as an assistant to travel around (Atlantis), using the holiest of holy relics, the most sacred of artifacts, the most epic of anti-moe apparel, the (piano solo), which will steal the delightful taste from all cake in the world.  A crippling blow to the moe cause.

 

(Hayao Miyazaki) has the most famous ass in the world. As the premiere underwear model they’ve worn it all. But now, they’re going into the stars, to (the same onsen bath as mitsugi) to model there. He meets (tinkerbell) who’s considered to be the sexiest being in the universe. (Hayao Miyazaki) feels that there’s no hope, until, they find the (cat allergies). When worn on the rear correctly their ass becomes so irresistible that pants will rip and skirts will fly up just to show it off. But, (tinkerbell) wants their title back, so they engage in the only thing models can do. A provocative runway show where all they do is (tantalize).

 

“In a world, where the Church of Mitsugi has taken over (the Center of the earth), only one (snuggly) moe angel can save the world. (A cute cat named Chiio)! (A cute cat named Chiio) will hav to (bounce) through the vast armies of church followers. Along with her trusty compainon, (Pope Hat), letting it (Screaming “GOAAAAAAL” For too long) the pope mitsugi’s tender (Mecha robot factory)

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Episode 206 – Reindeer Games

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A very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!  We take some time to play an anime game and talk Christmas things.  What host will win the game?  Who is taking home the present of anime victory?

 

How to Play:

The purpose of the game is to guess the anime with as few hints as possible. You need at least three people to play. One person will moderate while the others participate in the round. A round should go something like this:

 

The two or more round participants play rock-paper-scissors. The moderator offers the winner a choice of three categories. For example, “anime featuring car racing,” “anime featuring a talking mouse,” and “anime featuring an ex-police officer character.” Let’s say the “ex-police officer” gets chosen. Then the moderator offers three release years for anime fitting the previously selected category. Let’s say the choices are 1978, 1986, and 1998, and 1998 gets selected. Now we’re ready to start the game.

 

The moderator will give the players hints about the anime that was selected. These hints will initially include only these two things: the first sentence of the synopsis found on MyAnimeList.net with all proper nouns removed, and the MAL rating. In this case, the moderator would say something like, “This anime’s synopsis reads, ‘Enter a world in the distant future, where bounty hunters roam the solar system.’ It’s rating is 8.83 out of 10.”

 

Then, the winning rock-paper-scissors player from before will make a bid on how many character names he or she thinks are necessary for him or her to correctly guess the show, starting with as many as 10. The moderator has prepared the 10 characters based on the top ten listed characters for the show and reversed them so that the least known characters will be named first and the most well-known characters will be named last. Therefore, a smaller bid will reduce the chance that the player will hear the name of one of the main characters. The safest bet would be 10, but if the player is confident he or she knows the anime, he or she may say zero. Once the player makes a bid, the next player has two options, make a smaller bid, or force the previous player to hear the number of characters he or she bid and attempt to name the anime. Here’s how the scenario might play out:

 

Moderator: “Player 1, what’s your bid?”

Player 1: “Four characters.”

Moderator: “Player 2?”

Player 2: “Three characters.”

Moderator: “Player 1?”

Player 1: “Name it.”

Moderator: “Player 2, your three characters are Coffee, Judy, and Punch.”

Player 2: “Cowboy Bebop.”

Moderator: “Correct.”

 

If a player correctly guesses the anime, they receive 1 point. If they incorrectly guess, they lose 1 point. Players can have negative scores.

 

In another scenario, a player may actually bid LESS than zero (i.e. a negative number), but if they are challenged to name it, they must name the anime with zero hints and name the number of characters they gave in a negative number. These characters must be in the top 10 listed characters on MAL but may be said in any order by the player (also, last names are not necessary). If the player correctly names the anime and the characters, they will receive one point for the anime and one point for each character they can name. So a bid of -5 with all correct answers will give the player 6 points. However, if the player cannot correctly guess the anime or name the number of characters he or she bid, they will instead be deducted all potential points. So, a bid of -5 with a correct anime guess and only 4 correct characters named will lose the player 6 points. Bidding negative numbers is a big risk, but it also rewards big.

 

The moderator must offer three categories with three release years for each category. Therefore, the moderator must prepare at least nine titles for the game. Here an example of a prepared title:

 

Year: 1998

Title: Cowboy Bebop

Synopsis: “Enter a world in the distant future, where bounty hunters roam the solar system.”

Rating: 8.83

Characters: Coffee, Judy, Punch, Julia, Vicious, Ein, Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV, Faye Valentine, Spike Spiegel, Jet Black

Be sure to ONLY use the FIRST sentence of the MAL synopsis, and remove any proper nouns, if any. Also, be sure to take the TOP 10 listed characters under the “Characters & Staff” tab on MAL and REVERSE the order. If there are less than 10, be sure to make a note of it so that you may inform the players before bidding begins.

Reviews: Uchouten Kazoku and Makai Ouji: Devil’s and Realist