Episode 185 – Call Me…
Anime can have short, medium, or excessively long titles. But no matter which variety of length it seems like the anime can end up being something more, or far less, than its title implies. We re-assign humorous titles to shows that are what WE think the show should have been called.
Real Title | Our Title |
Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo | What vomit looks like on LSD after someone ate a textile shop |
Revolutionary Girl Utena | Sexual Orientation Confusion: the Animation, the extended cracked out edition |
Highschool of the Dead | Tits and Zombies |
5 Centimeters Per Second | Letting past loves ruin happiness now |
The Girl Who Lept Through Time | The worst use of time travel powers in existence |
Gurren Lagann | Not a Care to Be had After Episode 12 |
Howl’s Moving Castle | I’m dating a whiny man who lives in a house with legs |
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya | You can (not) finish, awake |
NANA | The Case for Lesbianism |
Kimi ni Todoke | A documentary in what you should not do to get a relationship (You can not date)(the count) |
Dragon Ball Z | Filler Ball Z (Zinn1) |
Amagami SS | Which of these bitches do I want to be my woman? |
Big Windup! | Sexual tension – I pitch and you catch |
Blue Gender | Attack of the vagina monsters! |
Boogiepop Phantom | What the hell is this anime about? |
Ponyo | Sushi anyone? |
Code Geass | Genius interrupted by Suzaku…..and filler |
Elfen Lied | A horror, comedy, sci-fi, drama with a story full of action, psychology, ecchi, and romance about nothing. |
Excel Saga | Girl on amphetamines screams a lot |
Fantastic children | Fantastically boring…until episode 9 |
.hack series | talking the animation (the count) |
GAnkutsuou | the legend of poor taste in clothing (the count) |
The Severing Crime Edge | Sensual Haircuts |
Redline | Madhouse Jizzes on Your Face |
Soul Eater | Nightmare Before Christmas: The Anime |
Durarara! | Ikebukuro is a weird place. |
Tokyo Godfathers | Three vagrants and a baby. |
Perfect Blue | This fake animated rape scene is uncomfortably real. |
Sindar
July 19, 2013 @ 4:04 am
That Hulu Plus commercial is just awesome xD