Episode 185 – Call Me…

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Anime can have short, medium, or excessively long titles.  But no matter which variety of length it seems like the anime can end up being something more, or far less, than its title implies.  We re-assign humorous titles to shows that are what WE think the show should have been called.

 

Real Title

Our Title

Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo

What vomit looks like on LSD after someone ate a textile shop

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Sexual Orientation Confusion: the Animation, the extended cracked out edition

Highschool of the Dead

Tits and Zombies

5 Centimeters Per Second

Letting past loves ruin happiness now

The Girl Who Lept Through Time

The worst use of time travel powers in existence

Gurren Lagann

Not a Care to Be had After Episode 12

Howl’s Moving Castle

I’m dating a whiny man who lives in a house with legs

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

You can (not) finish, awake

NANA

The Case for Lesbianism

Kimi ni Todoke

A documentary in what you should not do to get a relationship (You can not date)(the count)

Dragon Ball Z

Filler Ball Z (Zinn1)

Amagami SS

Which of these bitches do I want to be my woman?

Big Windup!

Sexual tension – I pitch and you catch

Blue Gender

Attack of the vagina monsters!

Boogiepop Phantom

What the hell is this anime about?

Ponyo

Sushi anyone?

Code Geass

Genius interrupted by Suzaku…..and filler

Elfen Lied

A horror, comedy, sci-fi, drama with a story full of action, psychology, ecchi, and romance about nothing.

Excel Saga

Girl on amphetamines screams a lot

Fantastic children

Fantastically boring…until episode 9

.hack series

talking the animation (the count)

GAnkutsuou

the legend of poor taste in clothing (the count)

The Severing Crime Edge

Sensual Haircuts

Redline

Madhouse Jizzes on Your Face

Soul Eater

Nightmare Before Christmas: The Anime

Durarara!

Ikebukuro is a weird place.

Tokyo Godfathers

Three vagrants and a baby.

Perfect Blue

This fake animated rape scene is uncomfortably real.