Glass No Kamen Desu Ga

Alternate Titles:

Glass Mask Desu Ga

Are you the Glass Mask?

Is it the Glass Mask?

Plot:

Maya Kitajima and her rival Ayumi Himekawa are delinquent girls who both want to be the leader of the “Crimson Goddess” gang.  And, they do stuff.

Animation:

I’d say this anime looks like a college animation project, but I really don’t want to insult soon-to-be professional animators like that.  Maybe this anime looks more like the first time some high school students got Flash and went ZOMG LOOK AT THAT SHIT MOVE.  To say it looks like crap would be an insult to some fantastic shits which I have had before that I would much prefer to look at that than this anime.

Review:

This anime is one giant step backwards in the front of three-minute shows.  There are 17 episodes for you to torture yourself with, if you really feel like doing so, if you, you know, don’t have anything better to do, like taxes, or chopping your dick off.

There’s no real plot, if there is, you have about zero f**** to give about it because everything else is so awful.

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a comedy… which maybe it could have been, if it had actually made me laugh.  But alas the jokes were shitty when you could even tell that they were there.  Which normally you couldn’t because you were either going “Oh god someone actually made this.”  Or “I gave three minutes of my life to this that I can never get back.”  I could be writing a sonnet, gardening, knitting, watching paint dry, or watching a better anime.  There aren’t enough things I can say about how sad this anime made me.  And that’s why it has such an awful score.  So it makes no one sad ever again.